New year, same hoe

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As I reflect back, here are some of my notable events in 2018:

10 friends lost

9 inch dick fucked

8 countries visited

7 years living in Manhattan… more than $150k paid in rent… just realized I could have had a $1m+ property… fuck.

6 fuck boys

5 fingers fisted

4 attempts at anal

30% increase in compensation moving back to financial services from a 15 month stint at a start-up

29 years of life. 30 and thriving in 3 weeks

1 life that is slowly coming out of depression, but grateful for all the struggles and successes

Happy new year!

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My name is Mary. It's actually not, but it's as boring as Mary. Definitely not a name people enjoy calling out in bed... if they even remember my name. I'm just a New York City girl, living in a lonely world. Hopped on the social blog train because I am not ready to pay for a therapist. Sharing some of my jaw dropping, too good to be true, hilarious encounters. Apologies in advance if I am talking about you. ***I can't do this alone! Email me at findyourpassion.nyc@gmail.com to anonymously share your most cringe-worthy stories!***

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